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Okay,

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Like one time I was standing on a street corner and I was eating a peach and this

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guy starts waving at me from across the street and what do you do when someone waves?

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You just wave back, your arm just shoots up there. And I had a peach.

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I'm waving the peach at the guy and then I realized that he's not waving at me,

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I don't even know the fucking guy, he's waving at the guy behind me,

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so I'm just waving a peach

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and nobody,

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people are looking at me.

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I didn't want to stop waving because I would be admitting that I funked up.

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You know, I just kept waving it.

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I just started going, look at my peach, I have a peach, look at it.

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Then people were afraid of me.

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That's respect.