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my mom and I love my mom. My mother is so caring and so loving.

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You know because it's the Middle Eastern.

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They like kill you with like feeding you and they feed you so much you want to die.

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But you know, my mom knows me so well. She does this one thing that drives me crazy.

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Like you know, I came, I came home the other day and she says, hey, come here,

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come here, come here.

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Like what she does. I bought some organic tomato juice.

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I hate tomatoes. She knows I hate tomatoes and she doesn't like it's a secret.

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It's great for you

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mom. I don't like tomato juice. No, no, no. Have some.

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It's good for your hair will hardly bring for your manhood. Everything.

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Mm hmm.

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Mom, I hate tomato juice.

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Okay. Okay.

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Okay.

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That means you're dead.