This is a gift guide for Dadaism supplied by spirit airlines. Several Dadaists claimed that the reason and 'logic' of bourgeois capitalist society contributed to the outbreak of war. If the purpose of art was to appeal to the senses, Dada was supposed to offend. In order to produce a handbook of Dadaism gifts that are utterly worthless. I abandoned all graphic design standards and attempted to make type crimes and meaningless presents. Being the worst airline in the world, Spirit Airlines is the ideal location for our gift guide. Thus, I placed the instructions in a Spirit Airlines vomit bag and created a flight ticket for it.